Please stop it...

My nose hurts. It won't stop running. It just runs and runs, forcing me to blow it to a red, flaky, owie mess. I'm not pleased. And I'm not well either. So last night after a hard day of Christmas clean-up-- me, my owie nose, and burning right foot retired early. We went to bed we did, but because we couldn't sleep we decided to watch some mindless television. We decided to watch mindless television on the very night that the most mindless show of all was starting a new season. That's right, "The Bachelor".

I haven't watched The Bachelor since season one (I also watched the Trista and Ryan Bachelorette, but who's counting) and when I woke up this morning I felt as if I could use some therapy or a support group or maybe just a shower to cleanse my mind of that sloppy, cat claw, male fantasy, nightmare of a show. Yikes I say. Yikes.

As I sat pondering about where I could find such a support group I remembered that back when I used to watch Regis and Kelly, Ms. Kelly Rippa herself admittedly watched those desperate bachelor babes, so I tuned in. I tuned in to see just what she had to say about the whole mess. And like me, she didn't like it. She didn't like it one bit. She said that it went against nature for women to fight over a man. She said that it is the men who are supposed to fight over the women and she wondered just what had happened to make this change.

Well I'll tell you what happened Ms. Kelly Rippa. The women started giving the milk away for free that's what. Men like the milk. Yes they do. Men will fight for the milk. Yes they will. And now that they don't have to fight for it anymore, the power has shifted. The men get what they want WAY TOO EASILY and the women are left to run around like blubbering idiots in fancy ball gowns. Barf, barf and more barf.

Knock it off women. You gots the milk which means you gots the power. START ACTING LIKE IT. Please.

P.S. Do you think they pay extra to those who keep the crazy person on the show? I'm thinking they must.

Hey guess what...
I found my support group.
There's a Bachelor link party over at
Mama's Losin' It
Go check it out.