I wore this simple black dress to church today.
The picture of modesty in sleeve, hem and neck.
Until, forgetting that this is a wrap around dress I walked into
the oh so windy outdoors and with a sudden whoosh
the entire parking lot.
Yes I did.
And to make matters worse,
in direct view of my wardrobe malfunction
were two full time missionaries innocently heading into church.
Yes, I flashed the missionaries
along with various men, women and children from my ward.
I did have a slip on (thank heavens) but still,
did I really want to be spied by all wearing only a slip?
No I didn't.
So now I know that wrap around dresses
and oh so windy small towns
do not work well together.
No they don't.