I feel hungover this morning. But although I did get pulled over last night for a suspected DUI (I was driving with my left foot, chatting with my girls and searching for my cell phone) I promise there was no drinking going on. Just good times with good friends in search of some hot werewolf love. And let me just say to those of you who have switched your allegiances over to team Jacob after seeing New Moon
because...
OH MY GOSH!!!.
I will never fully understand the appeal of Edward. I mean the guys alright, but seriously...Cold (yuck)? Marble hard (as in literally rock hard not sexy man hard body hard)? Fatherly (who wants someone telling them what to do all of the time? Get off my back Edward. Jeeze.)? And I just have two words for the director of New Moon (and future movies) concerning Mr. Edward Cullen...BODY DOUBLE. Look into it (okay so maybe that was rude, but come on).
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Yes Jacob's my guy (well sorta. I got sick of both of them by the end of the series) warm, ripped, fun and happy for heck sakes. The boy smiles. Edward your painful expression is causing me PAIN and not because I feel for you, but because you annoy me. Lighten up dude.
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And to prove that I indeed have always been a true team Jacober I will tell you that New Moon was my favorite book in the series (yeah, I said it) because I got a break from hearing about Edward and Bella's sappy romance (yeah, I said that too) and got to read about a real boy (I like real boys) with real boy feelings, and real boy WARMTH, and real boy TESTOSTERONE (I think Edward's testosterone was replaced by blood lust... not quite as intriguing as real boy testosterone driven feelings if you ask me)
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Wow I didn't plan for this post to be such the Edward slamfest. I better quit before I get hurt. Sorry to all of you team Edwarders out there. Your guy's pretty swell too... I mean that... really...
6 comments:
I am Team Edward because I love how he protects Bella.....BUT....yeah his chest in New Moon wasnt very exciting. haha. I think I may have even winced.
Guuurll, you can have hunky dog. But for me Rob Pattinson is hot as Edward, skinny bod and all! Even if he's cold and in pain. New Moon just wasnt the same as Twilight for me.. Not enough Edward I guess. Don't get me wrong it was so fun to go, I hosted a major party for the event, it was a blast, and I too am hung over. Got home at 3:30 am back up at 7am then to work at 9am.. I'm still at work and I'm hurting, but sometimes self inflicted pain is worth it.
I hear you! I haven't seen the newest movie yet, but I really liked Jacob in the books! And I really didn't like Edward in the first movie. So I guess I'm admitting I'm team Jacob too!
I'm on team fire and ice. My sister isn't a huge fan of Rob, but I've convinced her to go see the movie with us because of the pack. Looking forward to it.
Ha-ha! Yeah, Jacob's body was much more aesthetically-pleasing than Edward's thin paste-y-ness. I have not read the books, but when I saw the Twilight movie, I thought "Bella needs to stick with Jacob. He's a nice guy and if she goes with Edward she's just going to get in trouble!" I don't know if I can stomach needy Bella turning into a sparkley vampire. Do you think she'll finally smile then??
Jacob is beautiful. Mom, he is your future son in law. Just to let you know. =)
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