Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Continued confession...

It's not that I don't love the one I made the commitment to. I DO. You have all heard me profess my love for him right here on this blog, more than once. I love him for his strength, his conviction and his hottie, hottie, hotness. But even with all of that it wasn't enough to bridle my passion for...
HER.

Oh Paula, I love you. And I don't care who knows it. I know I pledged my devotion to Hugh and believe me I tried to stay true to him, going on a high protein diet and working out everyday, but I couldn't get you out of my mind. I missed your sinful goodness. I needed fat. I needed butter. So help me Paula I NEEDED CARBS, oh how I needed carbs. And so I slowly invited you back into my world and I'm not ashamed to admit that I didn't regret a single moment of our time together.
Until...
I did a cleansing fast, lost 10 pounds, and began to feel healthy again, which lead me back to thoughts of...
Him.

And now I want him back. Oh Hugh please say it isn't too late for us. Tell me that I can still be hot, ripped and sexy like you (or the female version of you). Please Hugh, please. I'm sorry that I betrayed you with Paula. Well, actually I'm not, but I'm ready to forsake her now and come back to you. Well mostly, I'll probably still spend time with her on the weekends, but please know that I'll ALWAYS LOVE YOU MORE THAN HER I promise.

So what do you say we meet for breakfast tomorrow? Come on, please. We can have egg whites without toast... or butter. Yes, I'll do that for you. I'll do it for you Hugh.

That must count for something.

2 comments:

MaryRC said...

LOL your devotion is stellar

4boyzmdmom said...

You make me laugh! I love it!